OBAMA YA HERD ME? / by Zack Smith

DONE.


There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:


1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.